{"id":598,"date":"2009-10-28T23:21:57","date_gmt":"2009-10-28T23:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/gigs\/half-man-half-biscuit-calvin-party-stylus-bar-leeds-15th-oct-2009\/"},"modified":"2009-10-28T23:21:57","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T23:21:57","slug":"half-man-half-biscuit-calvin-party-stylus-bar-leeds-15th-oct-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/2009\/10\/28\/half-man-half-biscuit-calvin-party-stylus-bar-leeds-15th-oct-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Half Man Half Biscuit + Calvin Party @ Stylus Bar, Leeds &#8211; 15th Oct 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"half man biscuit leeds 2009\" id=\"image575\" src=\"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/halfcover.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A rare live treat as the band with the worlds funniest lyrics &#8216;Half Man Half Biscuit&#8217; came to town and what a glorious occasion it was. &#8216;Calvin Party&#8217; got things off to a raucous start with &#8216;Lies and Government&#8217; being one of my faves since I heard it live on John Peel many moons ago. HMHB were of course favourites of Peelie (&#038; Kershaw but I don&#8217;t want to talk about him in the past tense&#8230;..fingers crossed for a come back soon). Their set tonight covered all of their albums and had us all laughing. I felt like the only one in the audience who didn&#8217;t know <em>all<\/em> the songs!<br \/>\nNigels banter was worth the entrance fee alone &#8220;I visited Morley cemetery &#8211; the bloke who invented the crossword is buried there&#8230;..his grave is 7 down and 4 across&#8221; and he demanded more from the smoke machine threatening to do &#8216;Bela Lugosi&#8217;s Dead&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"half man biscuit leeds 2009\" id=\"image597\" src=\"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/half2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>From old favourites like &#8216;I left my heart at papworth general&#8217; (&#8220;Jim can you fix it for me, to come round and suck out your kidneys. I&#8217;ve got this young brother you see, who wants to stay alive to watch Bilko&#8221;) to the joyous &#8216;Joy Division Oven Gloves&#8217; and &#8216;Vatican Broadside&#8217; (&#8220;&#8230;The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope and the Pope said to his aide &#8211; &#8216;Who the fuckin hell are Slipknot?&#8217;&#8230;&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t come round often so do yourself a favour &#8211; get a ticket when they do and buy their albums so you can happily sing along.<br \/>\nBob the Chiropodist<\/p>\n<p>Another review <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"HMHB\" href=\"http:\/\/cobweb.businesscollaborator.com\/hmhb\/guest\/2009\/091015leeds1.htm\">here <\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"lazysocialbuttons\" data-float=\"left\" data-buttons=\"google,twitter,facebook\" data-twshareurl=\"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/2009\/10\/28\/half-man-half-biscuit-calvin-party-stylus-bar-leeds-15th-oct-2009\/\" data-twtext=\"\" data-shareurl=\"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/2009\/10\/28\/half-man-half-biscuit-calvin-party-stylus-bar-leeds-15th-oct-2009\/\" data-fbhideflyout=\"false\" data-backgroundtype=\"light\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rare live treat as the band with the worlds funniest lyrics &#8216;Half Man Half Biscuit&#8217; came to town and what a glorious occasion it was. &#8216;Calvin Party&#8217; got things off to a raucous start with &#8216;Lies and Government&#8217; being &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/2009\/10\/28\/half-man-half-biscuit-calvin-party-stylus-bar-leeds-15th-oct-2009\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gigs-reviews","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}