{"id":4900,"date":"2016-11-11T23:45:28","date_gmt":"2016-11-11T23:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/?p=4900"},"modified":"2016-11-12T13:09:43","modified_gmt":"2016-11-12T13:09:43","slug":"meeting-no-36-the-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sleigh-munoz.co.uk\/quims\/2016\/11\/11\/meeting-no-36-the-body\/","title":{"rendered":"Meeting No.36 – The Body"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tonight\u2019s theme was ‘The Body’ accompanied by baked Camembert and a variety of other cheese and beer. I’ve become somewhat obsessed of late with the Matt Ward tune that opened things up…… I was so happy that it mentioned a body part and I could squeeze it in……as with the 2nd M Ward entry – well, no body. It didn’t take long until there was a knob round though…….<\/p>\n

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Chinese Translation<\/a> \u2013 M Ward (Bob) \u201cWhat do you do with the pieces of a broken heart?\u201d<\/p>\n

Pasties & a G-String<\/a> \u2013 Tom Waits (Jez) Pasties are, well, boobs<\/p>\n

Quiet Mind \u2013<\/a> GoGo Penguin (Simon)<\/p>\n

Shake Your Hips<\/a> \u2013 The Rolling Stones (Matt)<\/p>\n

Perfume Garden \u2013<\/a> The Chameleons (Bob) \u201cYou can shake your hips, you can seal your lips, I can’t make that trip….\u201d<\/p>\n

Choke on a Cock \u2013<\/a> Adam Green (Jez) Do I need to explain this???<\/p>\n

Penis Jokes <\/a>\u2013 Austin Powers (Simon)<\/p>\n

Sam, The Hot Dog Man \u2013<\/a> Lil Johnson [Matt]<\/p>\n

Detatchable Penis<\/a> \u2013 King Missile (Bob)\u00a0 “I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again…”<\/p>\n

Chocolate Salty Balls<\/a> \u2013 Chef (from South Park) (Jez)<\/p>\n

Basic Hip<\/a> \u2013 John Brent and Del Close (Simon)<\/p>\n

In One Ear \u2013<\/a> Cage The Elephant [Matt]<\/p>\n

Uncertain Smile \u2013<\/a> The The (Bob) \u201cPeeling the skin back from my eyes\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Kick in the Eye \u2013<\/a> Bauhaus (Jez)<\/p>\n

Dry Lips<\/a> \u2013 Lightspeed Champion (Simon)<\/p>\n

Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee<\/a> \u2013 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band [Matt]<\/p>\n

Born under punches \u2013<\/a> Talking Heads (Bob) \u201cTake a look at these hands!\u201d<\/p>\n

My Ass is on Fire \u2013<\/a> Mr Bungle (Jez)<\/p>\n

Carolyn\u2019s Fingers <\/a>\u2013 Cocteau Twins (Simon)<\/p>\n

Barefootin\u2019 \u2013<\/a> Robert Parker [Matt]<\/p>\n

Half Moon Street<\/a> \u2013 Pete & the Pirates (Bob) \u201cEgyptian eyed lady, you don’t seem like you do what you’ve been told…\u201d<\/p>\n

Subbuteo \u2013<\/a> Admiral Fallow (Jez) \u201cAnd boots met my face\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Drawn to the Blood \u2013<\/a> Sufjan Stevens (Simon)<\/p>\n

I Want A Bow Legged Woman \u2013<\/a> Bullmoose Jackson [Matt]<\/p>\n

The reel in the flickering light<\/a> \u2013 Christy Moore (Bob) \u201cHeel to toe\u201d<\/p>\n

Laugh, Laugh Clap Your Hands \u2013<\/a> Bored Housewife (Jez)<\/p>\n

Brilliant Sanity \u2013<\/a> Teleman (Simon)<\/p>\n

Hurricane Heart Attack \u2013<\/a> The Warlocks [Matt]<\/p>\n

Tip that waitress<\/a> \u2013 Loudon Wainwright III (Bob) \u201cHer arches are aching, her lower back\u2019s shot, her varicose vein hurts like hell when it’s hot….\u201d<\/p>\n

No Legs \u2013<\/a> Adam Green (Jez)<\/p>\n

Gary Gilmore\u2019s Eyes \u2013<\/a> The Adverts (Simon)<\/p>\n

Skin & Bone<\/a> \u2013 The Kinks [Matt]<\/p>\n

Get off your arse \u2013<\/a> Commoners Choir (Bob) “Get off your arse and do something good for the world”<\/p>\n

Dimples and Toes <\/a>\u2013 The Residents (Bob)<\/p>\n

Mouthful of Shit <\/a>\u2013 Chumbawamba (Jez)<\/p>\n

Documentary \u2013 ! (Simon)<\/p>\n

Caught With The Meat In Your Mouth \u2013<\/a> The Dead Boys [Matt]<\/p>\n

And a bang on the ear<\/a> \u2013 Waterboys (Bob) “Deborah broke my heart, and I the willing fool…”<\/p>\n

Stiff Little Fingers \u2013<\/a> Vibrators (Jez)<\/p>\n

Happy Faces<\/a> \u2013 The Maccabees (Simon)<\/p>\n

Headspin \u2013<\/a> Black Honey (Matt)<\/p>\n

What’s inside a girl<\/a> – The Cramps (Bob) “Sugar and spice is just a bluff, you can tell me baby what is that stuff?”<\/p>\n

Never had nobody like you \u2013<\/a> M Ward (Bob)…..and ‘no body’ to finish……<\/p>\n

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Bob the Chiropodist<\/p>\n

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Matt’s choices on Spotify: https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/user\/mattyoung18\/playlist\/5wNm3vJ2edGzyBIOiehTsf<\/a>
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