QUIMS Meeting 5th September 2008: Transport

Roger played host to the latest quims meeting with the subject being Transport. It was perhaps a sign of the times that the only thing he had to play music on was an iPod docking station meaning we had to bring our tunes on iPods, which actually worked really well enabling us to get more tunes in than ever before. Sat around the kitchen table eating chips and dip, olives, cheese and some rather nice honey glazed sausages, we decided to start by each person having to pick a different form of transport…………..

Motorcycle Emptiness Manic Street Preachers (Roger)
Ladies and Gentlemen we are floating in space Spiritualized (John M)
Finchley Central The New Vaudeville Band (Jez)
Transfusion Nervous Norvus (Bob)
South West Trains Good Shoes (Simon)
Noahs Ark Coco Rosie (John F)
Submarine Black Grape (Roger)
Container Drivers The Fall (John M)
Nantucket Sleigh Ride Mountain (Jez)
Serious Drugs BMX Bandits (Bob)
The Pushbike Song The Mixtures (Simon)
Bus The Radio Dept (John F)

We then decided to have a round of cars (as we all seemed to have a lot of them).

Ol 55 Tom Waits (Roger)
White car in Germany The Associates (John M)
Bad Habit The Offspring (Jez)
Brand New Cadillac Vince Taylor (Bob)
Car Bomb 180 Gs (Simon)
I’m the luckiest guy on the lower east sideMagnetic Fields (John F)

Next, a round of flight..

Kamikaze PJ Harvey (Roger)
Flight A Certain Ratio (John M)
Airport The Motors (Jez)
Rocket Ship Tommy McCook (Bob)
Olympic Airways Foals (Simon)
Expecting to fly Buffalo Springfield (John F)

Followed by a round at sea

Sloop John B The Beach Boys (Roger)
Captains Table Shack (John M)
Boat to Bolivia Martin Stephenson and the Daintees (Jez)
Good Ship Venus Loudon Wainwright III
Surfin Ernest Raglin (Simon)
Big Boat M Ward (John F)

And then 2 wheels good..

Black Boys on Mopeds Sinead OConnor (Roger)
Dog on Wheels Belle and Sebastian (John M)
Iron Horse Motorhead (Jez)
Vincent Black Lightening 1952 Richard Thompson (Bob)
Caravan Girl Goldfrapp (Simon)
Little Honda Yo La Tengo (John F)

It was getting late by then so we had a freestyle round.

Running up that hill Placebo (Roger)
Station Approach Elbow (John M)
Rapture Riders Go Home Productions (Jez)
Pull up to the bumper Grace Jones (Bob)
London Underground Adam Kay and Simon Biswas (Simon)
Tricycle Psapp (John F)

It was really late so we had a 2 minute round the shortest one about transport you have….

Artificial (of milkmaids and architects) Martha Tilston (Roger)
Fast Cars Buzzcocks (John M)
Love Rollercoaster Ohio Players (Roger)
Beautiful Car M Ward (Bob)
Sometimes a pony gets depressed Silver Jews (Simon)
A good walk spoiled Cassette boy (John F)

Whatever the hour, no one wanted to go home so the next round was types of transport not used yet.

Approaching Pavonis Mons by balloon Flaming Lips (Roger)
Ride on time Ride (John M)
Police Truck Dead Kennedys (Jez)
Extract from Steam in Stereo (Darlington Goods yard at night) and from the 1977 TT Races (Bob)
Tank The Stranglers (Simon)
Tram 21 Electrolane (John F)

The final round was titled obscure after Roger chose a track, which sampled Nightrider

Hey boy, hey girl The Chemical Brothers (Roger)
Weather and Fly Elbow (John M)
Submission Sex Pistols (Jez)
18 Wheels on a big rig Trout Fishing In America (Bob)
UFO Theme Geoff Love and his Orchestra (Simon)
Information of TUA – Yoshinori Sunahara (John F)

And we couldn’t go home without a bit of Kraftwerk now could we…..

Autobahn Senior Coconut

How often do you get to hear 61 tracks accompanied by great banter in an evening? Not often enough!

Bob the Chiropodist

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A while back I posed the question Where are you Tim? well I now know.outside the Royal Park Pub. At least thats where I bumped into him as we were both off to see the wonderful Clinic at the equally wonderful Brudenell Social Club. The last time I bumped into him at a gig was in the 90s at a R.L. Burnside gig at the Duchess Its bad yknow!

The first thing that greeted us as we entered was the site of two Manga-looking gothlitas complete with 3 inch platforms and obligatory surgical masks who walked around in synchronised movements all night. Fab!
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1st support act was Two Minute Noodles which consisted of a drummer and a Hammond organ and what a glorious noise they made. The drummer rivalled Animal from the muppets in his energy and gurning ability. I knew Id never remember their name so asked for a pen and paper which Tim provided Hope you dont mind there being an equation on it. Someone asked me this question on fluid dynamics that I didnt know so I had to work it out

Next up were a band called something threat.again a notable drummer as he managed to play keyboards at the same time as drumming.nice to see a violin on stage (Whats the difference between a violin and a viola? A violin burns quicker) and they certainly had something going for them although there was a bit too much noodling between the good bits for my liking.

Clinic took the stage resplendent in their Hawaiian shirts and surgical masks and did 2 sets their new LP Do It was set one and a bunch of old tunes entitled Archive was set two.

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I first heard IPC subeditors dictate our youth on Peel in the late 90s and you cant go wrong with a title like that! I saw them a couple years later at one of the Leeds festivals when I seem to remember them all having full surgical gowns on. Well, Im happy to report that a decade on from their inception, they havent lost any of their drive and an incessant set of catchy 60s garage tunes had us all bouncing with approval. The Witch stood out from the first set with my personal faves Monkey on my back and The second line topping the archive set. All music should be like this.

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All the best people use macs

Thanks to Tony for the photos and Johnny for the freebie.
Bob the Chiropodist

Mike came over from Manchester and we trundled over to Bingley with Lee and the kids for the free day of the Bingley Music Festival. There was lots of mud around which made it feel like a real festival. We got there in the rain in time to enjoy The King Blues who had a great ska sound with an anti-BNP stance (plus swearing).

In the break before Natty we popped up to the fair rides to giggle at drunk teens going green whilst being thrown around. Natty tried their hardest to bring a little sunshine with them and gave a good account of himself/themselves.

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Id previously seen the Alabama 3 at Glastonbury in 2002 when they were early on the bill and didnt really take off, but tonight they were fabulous. Sir Eddie Real came on first and drummed on a wooden box along to a loud, heavy electro beat and eventually there were 9 bodies on stage rocking it out in style. Rev D. Wayne and Larry Love commanded the stage and got the crowd going. Devlin Love, their female singer was slight in build but had a massive voice. Woke up this morning, Hello.Im Johnny Cash, Monday dont mean anything to me, You dont dance to techno anymore.everyone a winner.

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Lee took the kids home then Which band did you like the best Matty? The last ones, they were cool!

The last time Mike and I saw The Bunnymen together was 23 years ago at Glasto and they were just as good tonight. They started with Rescue, they went on to do Villiers Terrace, The Killing Moon, Bring on the Dancing Horses, Seven Seas, The Cutter and the couple of new ones they did were excellent too! My personal fave was a blistering version of The Back of Love. The band were really tight with a big coated, shades wearing Macca in good voice – he did his thing of singing cover versions in the middle of their songs, including a version of Walk on the Wild Side singing Hey Babe, Take a walk on the Merseyside. An Encore of Lips like sugar sent us home very happy indeed what a great day out!
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2008 and 1985…..spot the difference….

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Upstairs at the Library is a very civilised place for a gig get there early to grab a comfy chair. A wet Tuesday night brought together two wonderful acts.

Bob: I first became aware of The Lodger after Si brought along their debut LP and singles along to the Favourites of 2007 meeting and instantly fell for ‘Many thanks for your honest opinion’ (the last tune in tonights set). Live, they don’t disappoint. Ben Siddall, lead Lodger, was wearing indie-issue red check shirt and thin cardigan (I felt out of place until the guy taking the cash complimented me on my ‘Come on feel the Illonoise’ T-shirt) and played a great set featuring a lot of new material “I wrote the lyrics for this one this morning”. The band were tight and I for one look forward to holding a copy of their new CD

Lee: Lodger intense guitar. Great lyrics, occasionally swamped by guitar but moments of clarity left you wanting more. Backing trio of drum, bass and guitar was faithful in its combination to some of the great indie tunes of the past, all the more appealing because of that.

Bob: The Wave Pictures are indie gold. Lead singer Dave Tattersall asked the crowd to move closer and then beguiled with his superb lyrics, spilling out whilst he gazed longingly at the rafters, with the spot light accentuating the effect of his blonde mane. My favoutite tune seemed to be a stream of consciousness including a section that catalogued the contents of his fridge Awesome.

Lee: Wave Pictures – no intro. No need. Lazy but interesting guitar drew the audience in to the stage, and soon had them toe-tapping. Having enjoyed the perfect indie combo, we were now challenged to listen to eccentric lyrics that demanded our immediate attention. Just like their opening guitar, the Wave Pictures words drew you in to the stage and what started as interesting became indispensable to the evening. Singer charismatically ruling the microphone as well as the audience, whose toe-tapping had evolved to head-nodding and body swinging by the time the third song was introduced.

“If there’s anything anybody wants to hear just ask us…” Someone at the front does “….Oh, I don’t sing that one anymore, but our Drummer does! He’s a local Huddersfield boy!”

Drummer singing, Johnny Cash died today – absolute gem.

– Bob the Chiropodist + Dr Lee PhD

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Yesterday we went to ellend road stadium to our first gig, with my dad A.K.A. bob. We got on the shuttle bus and we could have sworn that several people were already drunk!!! When we arrived at around 4, there were at least 5000 people already there. We came just as the first band started playing, they were called the Friendly Fires. There were brilliant but extremely loud. So we asked a security lady near us (we were sitting in the right-bottom-left corner and had a great view) if we could have some earplugs & when she handed them to us we put them in straight away! We could still hear the band but it was more like on a loud stereo than booming at us with its massive speakers so we went up really close!
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As the second band came on we went out to get some chips. The queue was very long and we waited for about 20 minutes till we actually got served! In front of us there were these lovebirds, it was GROSS!!! Finally we got our chips and went back to find dad with a friend -jay- chatting away! We waited with dad there for a bit meeting another two of his friends, Jill and Micelle.

jill, michelle, jay, bob

By this time the team were getting ready to put Kate Nash on so us two went down too get good spots to see her. After ten minutes of waiting we realised that we had forgot the camera so we were rushing and that was when I, Marisa fell over OUCH!!! But I suppose I was to exited to really gather the pain. Anyway we got the camera and walked, yet again, to the stage. There was now about ten to twenty thousand in there. And Kate Nash gave her songs out, we took many pictures and this very kind woman took one for us too!!! Both of us thought Kate Nash was ace, unlike bob

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after a while of watching her we went on another buying look-around it was then when we found a little sweet stall at the side. We also found that it did pick and mix! Bet you cant guess what happens next!!!!!! So, we got back and we listened to Kate Nashs last song, foundations then we moved forward for the enemy and it has to be said they were FABULOUS everyone was cheering them on and shouting out the lyrics, the whole 30000 people must have made a racket!!!

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The atmosphere was brilliant, but it kinda spoiled it when people started chucking plastic cups of beer everywhere! Eww! After Kates last song foundations the enemy started playing at that point the atmosphere was brill everyone shouting out the chorus especially on we live and die in these towns and away from here. After the enemy everyone near us was convinced that it was the Kaisers next but NO it was mark ronson djing. The best song he played was Chelsea dagger but we quite enjoyed Valerie.

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As he was playing we noticed a big sign saying KAISER CHIEFS on the stage (mark ronson was at the side) so after he finished his last song the sign was pulled down and the Kaiser chiefs started with everything is average nowadays we were near the tech box in the middle so we sat on the rail to see or my dad would lift us up.

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We went back to a easy to see the stage spot just as ruby started. The atmosphere wasent as good there but at least we could see them with not much effort they played some new tracks that were quite good. Our favourite track was angry mob because everyone was singing along to it! Modern way stuck out as well also because of everyone cheering them on.

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At one point the camera changed the screen to these people dancing and only after a minute did they notice they were on screen. As soon as they started noticing and waving at the camera the camera crew switched it back to the Kaiser chefs during the next song they switched it back to the group of people. They noticed a lot more quicker but it was still funny to watch. We left when the Kaisers were starting the chorus of oh my god my dads friends offered us a lift to where our parked car was but there was a new bus coming in so we decided to take the bus back to our parking spot. It was lucky we did too because by the time we were home they were still in the car park trying to get out!!! We were shattered at that point so it was beans on toast and straight to bed!!! Lucky again that we did the sheets and the duvets before hand!!!
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Overall we are really happy that this was our first gig as it was a great one!!!

Marisa & Charlotte