Jez had been holding a dream for some time to form a QUIMS Supergroup. He had pitched the idea before only to be knocked back due to the apparent complexity of the idea. Basically everyone would nominate their singer, guitarist, bass player, drummer and other band members, bringing a playlist along with an example of their nominees’ work. Then on the night, we would all vote for our faves and hey presto, the ultimate QUIMS Supergroup would be formed.
Well we finally went for it. Jez hosted in Ilkley and invited a number of the QUIMS Ilkley branch along too. So we had Bob, John F, Roger (although he brought no music… again), Simon P, Jez, Matt and Simon E, Gary and Duncan from Ilkley.
The compulsory categories were vocals, guitar, bass and drums and we also pitched in for a selection of other members of the band such as gust vocalist, keyboards, samples, Svengali producer and Bez. Well I mean every Supergroup ought to have a Bez. Despite no name as yet – I proposed “Audacious Q”, nor what songs they might play (the entire back catalogue of AC/DC, perhaps?), the backbone of the group was voted for using a single transferrable voting system, much to the bemusement of everyone except chief (and only) scrutineer Jez, who occasionally proclaimed things like, “It’s a close call between Johnny Marr and Thurstan Moore” and “Clem Burke has just been eliminated!”.
Anyhoo, whilst a minor case of death does preclude one member of the band from actually performing… here it is, the official line up of the Ultimate QUIMS Supergroup:
Vocals: David Byrne (a runaway winner on the first round of voting)
Guitar: Thurstan Moore (beating Johnny Marr into a close second place)
Bass: Tina Weymouth (Talking Heads are doing really rather well)
Drums: Stewart Copeland and John Bonham (inseparable even after three rounds of voting)
Guests may include: Sufjan Stevens (banjo), Keith Relf (deceased, harmonica), John Cale (electric viola) and Huun Huur Tu (throat singing), and of course Bez, well there is really only one of those, but Danbert got nominated for his role at the Chumba’s farewell gig as chief cocktail maker.
Not sure who might produce this masterpiece ensemble: Brian Eno, Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry and Rick Rubin were all suggested. Let’s give it to Rick on the basis of the beard.
As one commentator observed, “It will happen, it’s just a matter of when…”
Jez
|
Nominee |
Band |
Song |
Nominated by |
Category |
1 |
Howlin’ Pelle Almqvist |
The Hives |
AKA IDIOT |
Jez |
Vocal |
2 |
David Byrne |
Talking Heads |
Pulled Up |
Bob |
Vocal |
3 |
John Shuttleworth |
|
Have you seen my wife |
John |
vocal |
4 |
Grace Slick |
Jefferson Airplane |
White Rabbit |
Matt |
Vocal |
5 |
Ottis Redding |
|
Hard to Handle |
Duncan |
Vocal |
6 |
Rufus Wainwright |
|
Beautiful Child |
Simon E |
Vocal |
7 |
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins |
|
All Night |
Gary |
Vocal |
8 |
Johnny Marr |
Lots |
How Soon is Now |
Simon P |
Guitar |
9 |
Mick Jones |
The Clash |
Police & Thieves |
Jez |
Guitar |
10 |
David Tattersall |
Wave Pictures |
Little Martha |
Bob |
Guitar |
11 |
Richard Dawson |
|
The Vile Stuff |
John |
Guitar |
12 |
Thurstan Moore |
Sonic Youth |
Cross The Breeze |
Matt |
Guitar |
13 |
Jimi Hendrix |
Jimi hendrix Experience |
Voodoo Chile |
Duncan |
Guitar |
14 |
Bob Mould |
|
Steam of Hurcules |
Simon E |
Guitar |
15 |
Dave Rawlings |
Gillian Welch |
Scarlet Town |
Gary |
Guitar |
16 |
Peter Hook |
Joy Division / New Order |
Ceremony |
Simon P |
Bass |
17 |
Norman Watt-Roy |
Ian Dury & The Blockheads |
Hit Me (withyour rhythm stick) |
Jez |
Bass |
18 |
Jah Wobble |
|
Om Namah Shiva |
Bob |
Bass |
19 |
Tina Weymouth |
Talking Heads |
Slippery People |
John |
Bass |
20 |
Matt Freeman |
Rancid |
Maxwell Murder |
Matt |
Bass |
21 |
Bootsy Collins |
Parliament |
Ride on |
Duncan |
Bass |
22 |
Jaco Pastorus |
|
|
Simon E |
Bass |
23 |
Deborah Scroggins |
ESG |
Tiny Sticks |
Gary |
Bass |
24 |
John Bonham |
Led Zep |
Good Times Bad Times |
Simon P |
Drums |
25 |
Clem Burke |
Blondie |
Hanging on the Telephon |
Jez |
Drums |
26 |
Mimi Parker |
Low |
Just Like Christmas |
Bob |
Drums |
27 |
Robert Wyatt |
|
little red riding hood |
John |
Drums |
28 |
Matt Helders |
Arctic Monkeys |
Pretty Visitors |
Matt |
Drums |
29 |
Stuart Copeland |
The Police |
One world is enough for all of us |
Simon E |
Drums |
30 |
Jim White |
Cat Power |
New York |
Gary |
Drums |
31 |
Dave Greenfield |
The Stranglers |
No More Heroes |
Simon |
Keyboard / piano / organ / synth |
32 |
Kate Tempest |
|
The Beigeness |
Jez |
Guest vocal / backing vocal / rapper |
33 |
Lee Scratch Perry |
|
Curly Locks |
Bob |
Svengali producer |
34 |
Matmos |
Ultimate Care II |
|
John |
|
35 |
Keith Relf (Harmonica) |
The Yardbirds |
I Wish You Would |
Matt |
Miscellaneous instrumentation |
36 |
Photek |
|
Azumith |
Simon E |
DJ / samples / sequencer |
37 |
Sufjan Stevens |
banjo |
Casmir Pulaskin Day |
Simon P |
Miscellaneous instrumentation |
38 |
Don Snow |
The Vibrators |
Judy Says (Knock You in the Head) |
Jez |
Horns / sax / woodwind |
39 |
Public Service Broadcasting |
|
Everest |
Bob |
DJ / samples / sequencer |
40 |
Grubby Mitts |
|
last stop for the good old times (for quintet and marble game) |
John |
|
41 |
Lou Reed |
|
Vicious |
Matt |
Rhythnm guitar |
42 |
Wilko Johnson |
Dr Feelgood |
|
Duncan |
Rhythnm guitar |
43 |
Dave Gregory |
XTC |
Funk Pop a Roll |
Simon E |
Rhythnm guitar |
44 |
Richard Barbieri |
Japan |
Nightporter |
Gary |
Keyboard / piano / organ / synth |
45 |
Maceo Parker |
Maceo |
Soul Power 74′ |
Gary |
Horns / sax / woodwind |
46 |
Rick Rubin |
Johnny Cash & Joe Strummer |
Redemption Song |
Jez |
Svengali producer |
47 |
John Cale |
|
Paris 1919 |
Bob |
Strings |
48 |
Rob Collins |
The Charlatans |
Bullet Comes |
Matt |
Keyboard / piano / organ / synth |
49 |
Nils Fram |
Light Night Tales |
|
Simon E |
Keyboard / piano / organ / synth |
50 |
huun-huur-tu |
|
peel session 2004 |
gary |
Guest vocal / backing vocal / rapper |
51 |
Danbert Nobacon |
Chumbawamba |
Add Me |
Jez |
Bez? |
John’s list: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/playlist/a-great-supergroup-quims/idpl.7f6921687316467d89b5ecb5c24f9d5e
Si East: https://open.spotify.com/user/sjeast/playlist/6ZzbDvD0omVSzPSBocyM9U
Matt: https://open.spotify.com/user/mattyoung18/playlist/4FCA7n0HAaseX2R7uQtIIO