Tonight’s theme was ‘The Body’ accompanied by baked Camembert and a variety of other cheese and beer. I’ve become somewhat obsessed of late with the Matt Ward tune that opened things up…… I was so happy that it mentioned a body part and I could squeeze it in……as with the 2nd M Ward entry – well, no body. It didn’t take long until there was a knob round though…….
10/11/16
Chinese Translation – M Ward (Bob) “What do you do with the pieces of a broken heart?”
Pasties & a G-String – Tom Waits (Jez) Pasties are, well, boobs
Quiet Mind – GoGo Penguin (Simon)
Shake Your Hips – The Rolling Stones (Matt)
Perfume Garden – The Chameleons (Bob) “You can shake your hips, you can seal your lips, I can’t make that trip….”
Choke on a Cock – Adam Green (Jez) Do I need to explain this???
Penis Jokes – Austin Powers (Simon)
Sam, The Hot Dog Man – Lil Johnson [Matt]
Detatchable Penis – King Missile (Bob) “I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again…”
Chocolate Salty Balls – Chef (from South Park) (Jez)
Basic Hip – John Brent and Del Close (Simon)
In One Ear – Cage The Elephant [Matt]
Uncertain Smile – The The (Bob) “Peeling the skin back from my eyes…”
Kick in the Eye – Bauhaus (Jez)
Dry Lips – Lightspeed Champion (Simon)
Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee – Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band [Matt]
Born under punches – Talking Heads (Bob) “Take a look at these hands!”
My Ass is on Fire – Mr Bungle (Jez)
Carolyn’s Fingers – Cocteau Twins (Simon)
Barefootin’ – Robert Parker [Matt]
Half Moon Street – Pete & the Pirates (Bob) “Egyptian eyed lady, you don’t seem like you do what you’ve been told…”
Subbuteo – Admiral Fallow (Jez) “And boots met my face…”
Drawn to the Blood – Sufjan Stevens (Simon)
I Want A Bow Legged Woman – Bullmoose Jackson [Matt]
The reel in the flickering light – Christy Moore (Bob) “Heel to toe”
Laugh, Laugh Clap Your Hands – Bored Housewife (Jez)
Brilliant Sanity – Teleman (Simon)
Hurricane Heart Attack – The Warlocks [Matt]
Tip that waitress – Loudon Wainwright III (Bob) “Her arches are aching, her lower back’s shot, her varicose vein hurts like hell when it’s hot….”
No Legs – Adam Green (Jez)
Gary Gilmore’s Eyes – The Adverts (Simon)
Skin & Bone – The Kinks [Matt]
Get off your arse – Commoners Choir (Bob) “Get off your arse and do something good for the world”
Dimples and Toes – The Residents (Bob)
Mouthful of Shit – Chumbawamba (Jez)
Documentary – ! (Simon)
Caught With The Meat In Your Mouth – The Dead Boys [Matt]
And a bang on the ear – Waterboys (Bob) “Deborah broke my heart, and I the willing fool…”
Stiff Little Fingers – Vibrators (Jez)
Happy Faces – The Maccabees (Simon)
Headspin – Black Honey (Matt)
What’s inside a girl – The Cramps (Bob) “Sugar and spice is just a bluff, you can tell me baby what is that stuff?”
Never had nobody like you – M Ward (Bob)…..and ‘no body’ to finish……
Bob the Chiropodist
Matt’s choices on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/mattyoung18/playlist/5wNm3vJ2edGzyBIOiehTsf
